Confessions of a Sims 3 Addict

 So, my teacher gave us an assignment to write an essay about our family including our grandparents, parents, and us. Boy is he in for a treat! One of my granmas was named Hilry Roland. Granma Hilry died last winter. She liked to grow fruits and vegtibles in her green house and ocherd. My aunt Jolene came out with my Uncle Alden and cousin Sammy to stay with Granpa Roobin so he wouldn't be so sad and alone. When spring came, they moved back to Sunset Valley.  Then my mom said she had enuff of my dads atitood and left him! They never got married, so I am basterd. The last time they tried to get along, they went on a date to the rodio gronds. Mom was having a lot of fun riding the bull and did really good!  But Dad just rooined it for her by making fun of her for being skard of water.  He really hurt Moms feelings. So she called him a monster . . .,  . . . and slapped him . . .,   . . . and told him she did not want to live with him no more! Then she wen...

 Cliff I know you haven't heard from me much lately. That's because I've been focused on my most recent project.  I learned from my tomb raidin' adventures that folks really go for all that artsy farty stuff from long ago, and they even like those "art pieces" my ex-wife and Culpepper's ol' lady make. I've never been much of an art appreciator - it just seems like a thing for sissies, but some of those items can bring in a lot of money in some of those big cities. This town has no banks or other places that house valuables. The closest thing we have is that Art Barn place, and it's always full of people. I know because I've scoped it out off and on over the years. But I've formulated a plan the just might work. I'll need Culpepper's assistance though. I hope he doesn't mess things up. I enticed the young man with the amenities of my recently completed lair and told him in no uncertain terms that once he's in the organiza...