Adventureland #14: Santo's island survival guide; Natalia's new career; how not to behave at a school fund raiser; and the dastardly deeds of Korie Devine
Santo's Island Survival Guide When we left poor Santo, the shipwrecked wannabe actor, he was stranded alone on a tiny deserted island. He was on his way to his first big part in a major motion picture when his ship sank. His lifeboat was in shreds, but he was able to reclaim some of the cargo, mostly from the kitchen section of the ship. He used reclaimed wood and woven reeds and grasses to construct a rudimentary shelter, and various junk that drifted ashore to construct the few necessities for life. The island has one banana tree and a couple trees that are apparently producing coconuts as Santo's autonomous go-to food source appears to be coconut juice drinks, with little paper umbrellas which he presumably found in one of the crates he rescued from the sea. It appears the poor guy has been stranded for some time, but I kept him there for one more week to see what survival on this little island would look like. I learned a few things: 1. Sleeping on the garbage bed causes