Confessions of a Sims 3 Addict

 Hey, it's me, Jolene. I'm home for school break.  Wow! I left town for a short amount of time, came back, and everything's different!  I see Rae read my email and took some action. The Thursons and Rae's no-good ex-boyfriend are behind bars; Dr. Baum "took a runner" as a friend in college would say, and Cliff Mahon is hiding out. Also, the criminal hideout at the fishing pond and the buzzberry farm have been destroyed, . . . . . . and Uncle Sam has moved to town and gotten married. (Yes, I know Sam isn't really my uncle, but that's the way I've thought about him since I was a kid and he hung out with my real Uncle Jude.) The fact that Sam married Cliff's ex-girlfriend is hilarious! They aren't the only ones getting married around here.  All my friends seem to be getting married. Clancy is marrying Rae, and Hector got married to Hannah Baum and is now living in that big, fancy house with her. When is it going to be my turn to get married? I...

 I'd like to say the weddin' went off without a hitch, but for a while I wasn't sure it would happen. First, I lost track of time waterin' my garden. Guests started showing up and I was in a smelly state, so I hopped in the shower. Bobbi also lost track of time rakin' her leaves then got the urge to play in them, so she was also in quite a state and had to take a shower. Jolene, who came home from school to be at the weddin' was called away to fill in for a friend at the bookstore, so she missed the weddin'. It was stormin' to beat the band. But all's well that ends well I guess. Bobbi and me got 'er done.  My stomach was a rumblin' but Bobbi was purty as a picture, so I put thoughts of the cake from my mind and got down to business.  Mostly the Rolands and the Mahons were the only ones who stuck around, the Rolands being as they're neighbors and my friends, and Tess because she's Bobbi's best friend, and Tim because he's dati...

 Howdy!  I've been asked to give you a run-down on some of my major life changes. Last time I spoke, I was seeing Rita Massey, Rae Gooch's deputy, and I was getting a might serious with her.  However, fate had other plans for us. Rita's folks had a health crisis, and Rita decided to call things off between us, so she could go home and take care of them. I'll miss her, but it's been a few months, and I've met someone new.  I was on a stakeout at the festival (and I was might proud of the spot I chose that kept me from being spotted. I learned a thing or two since that failed stakeout at the Art Barn when the pastor spotted me.)  As I was sayin', I was on a stakeout at the festival when two beautiful women came strolling by.  The blonde was Anton's wife, I knew, but the lady in the slinky red dress and clunky boots set my heart aflutter. I think she spotted me despite my terrific hiding place.  I watched as both ladies got innocent kisses from the kissin...